Newb

I am going to introduce you all to the word “newb” today if you have not yet encountered it. I have chosen to do so because, at this point, I need to assume that most of you reading this are newbs and that is why you are here.

What is a newb you ask? Let me tell you!

The term newb (or newbie) is used to describe anyone who is new at something. According to Wikipedia.org, the term “newbie” originated in the Vietnam War as a slang term used by U.S. troops to describe a new man in a unit.

Despite the numerous spelling differences and varying pronunciations, there are really only two common ways this term is used. Depending on which variation used, it can be very benign or, intended to insult. 

 Meanings:
 1. A new person to a game, place, organization or online community.
 2. An insult directed at a person who is established in their game, community etc. who either:
         a. does not have a skill level or knowledge to balance the time spent in the game etc.
         b. is very skilled but blatantly disregards the rules/etiquette

Typically newb, newbie, n3wb, noob are used in the first instance.  N00b, nooblet, nub, nubcake, nublet are terms most commonly used in a derogatory manner. Although any of these can be interchangeable. it is best to decide how it is being used based on the context of the sentence.

“The president’s new secretary is such a newb. She can’t operate a word processor.”
“What are you doing you newb? The pens have always been in the third drawer.”
“I owned that kung fu nub today. He must have bought his black belt.”
“You’ve never seen That 70’s Show? You’re such a newblet!”

So, there you go. Your first step out of newbdom and into your new found leetness!